When two spouses intend to break up their relationship, the post-divorce settlements are remarkably painful and annoying both financially and emotionally. This man, from Germany, decided to show an ironic notion to his unfaithful ex and cut all the belongings into half.

We have to appreciate his expertise when it comes to utilizing the power tools as he has done a wonderful job to destroy all the stuff so amazingly and methodically. The split stuff includes car, TV, DVDs, a teddy bear and much more. This man has put up all his sliced stuff on eBay auctions for sale and every item is followed by a funny description that reveals how this genius followed the court order meanwhile avenging his unfaithful ex-wife.

 

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“This car is in quite good condition, except that half is missing.”

 

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“If you want to consume less space and keep a MacBook air, it is your thing”

 

 

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“This one-wheel bicycle does the job and its front brakes are exceptional”

 

 

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“I don’t curse this bed like my ex; I really had good times on it.”

 

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“This phone is best for those who don’t wish to text or make calls”

 

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“Amazing pieces of art that can be utilized to install!”

 

 

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“Those, who have admiring co workers, don’t need this cuddling stuff.”

 

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“It is annoying to watch TV alone though. But this TV is quite comprehensive with a lot of inputs. But not sure if they all work?”

 

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“I have enjoyed wonderful evenings on this sofa with her, but she didn’t enjoy those moments. So my ex-woman is free to have her private and comfortable couch”

 

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“The best ‘REM’ album offered by me.. “Everybody Hurts”. How true is that?”

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“I am offering half of it unfortunately. But nothing to worry about as I have made sure the best sketches remain on my half”

 

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“This phone is quite smaller in size though, but it is less pain as it is guaranteed not to ring or vibrate nor play any tracks”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Post Has 2 Comments

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